Puts his spider in the web
Mary Jane is hurt
He sprays his webbing
Inside of her virgin womb
She is not amused
Now Peter must run
He must save New York City
This is an excuse
Mary Jane now weeps
Her vagina still aching
Spiders have weird dicks
Peter comes back home
"Boy, I sure had a long day"
Mary Jane is gone
Without his woman
Peter must now surf the web
Looking for good porn
Mary Jane returns
It is twenty past midnight
Her hymen still lost
-Muni
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