A gift for Santa

Bad girls don't ever

Get any gifts from Santa

But Santa gets gifts.

He thoroughly likes

Watching all the naughty girls

Making naughty scenes

-White

Santa

Santa will accept
Head or a hymen for a
Spot on the nice list
-White

Mistletoe

Yep, Christmas is here.
With mistletoe and some beer
She'll lose it with cheer
-White

Quarrel

In a fair quarrel--
Penis versus the hymen,
The hymen will lose
-White

Oblitorator

He likes to call his

Dominican donkey dick

OBLITORATOR!

-White

Sex With a Clown

The benefit is this:
If she's ugly, you can just
leave the face paint on.

The downfall? They make
Hymen balloon animals.
(Trust me, they won't pop.)
-Ford

Hamsters

Critter of intrigue
I wonder what it can do
With just a cherry
-White

Twilight

Vampires... Warewolves...
It doesn't really matter
Hymen is hymen

-White

Working Overtime

I met a waitress
Who gave service with a smile
She got a big tip
-Muni

Champagne Room VIP

I knew a girl named
Chastity, but believe me,
She was no virgin
-Muni