They say that I have to go.
The hymen's bitter
-Candelario
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
Confessional
The Priest asks her but
She knows it's rhetorical
So she didn't say
The priest says to her,
"Satan enters from behind
But it's hard to tell
His dick is a rogue
Wandering, homeless, evil
I know it's in you
You go straight to hell
When Satan takes the hymen
I don't pray for sluts."
-White
She knows it's rhetorical
So she didn't say
The priest says to her,
"Satan enters from behind
But it's hard to tell
His dick is a rogue
Wandering, homeless, evil
I know it's in you
You go straight to hell
When Satan takes the hymen
I don't pray for sluts."
-White
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Don't Sue Us, Dr. Seuss
Little boys and girls
It may be tricky at first
But we'll sort it out...
Anything will do
Finger, plunger, banana
Or even a broom
It's liberating
Oh the places we can go
Oh the tools we'll use
What's your preference?
Would you do it in a box?
Maybe with a fox?
Now she's getting mad
At the devious grinch who
Stole her privacy
After all, we know
What the Lorax tried to do
With the trees he saved
-Ford
It may be tricky at first
But we'll sort it out...
Anything will do
Finger, plunger, banana
Or even a broom
It's liberating
Oh the places we can go
Oh the tools we'll use
What's your preference?
Would you do it in a box?
Maybe with a fox?
Now she's getting mad
At the devious grinch who
Stole her privacy
After all, we know
What the Lorax tried to do
With the trees he saved
-Ford
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
A Glimpse Into The Life Of Peter Parker
Peter Parker, dork
Puts his spider in the web
Mary Jane is hurt
He sprays his webbing
Inside of her virgin womb
She is not amused
Now Peter must run
He must save New York City
This is an excuse
Mary Jane now weeps
Her vagina still aching
Spiders have weird dicks
Peter comes back home
"Boy, I sure had a long day"
Mary Jane is gone
Without his woman
Peter must now surf the web
Looking for good porn
Mary Jane returns
It is twenty past midnight
Her hymen still lost
-Muni
Puts his spider in the web
Mary Jane is hurt
He sprays his webbing
Inside of her virgin womb
She is not amused
Now Peter must run
He must save New York City
This is an excuse
Mary Jane now weeps
Her vagina still aching
Spiders have weird dicks
Peter comes back home
"Boy, I sure had a long day"
Mary Jane is gone
Without his woman
Peter must now surf the web
Looking for good porn
Mary Jane returns
It is twenty past midnight
Her hymen still lost
-Muni
An Epic Tale, Not So Epic
All great tales live on
Facts schewed, principles remain
This tale no different
A man and woman
Filled to the rafters with love
Forced to live apart
One day we shall be
Together forever more
When the time is right
Many moons arose
The deed was not carried through
Suspicion ensued
He confronted her
The lies rolled off her foul tongue
She could not convince
Then the truth was known...
Oh! You don't have your hymen?
Where could it have gone?
I want to explain
I'm afraid to hurt you dear
But I shall be brave
Many men ago
I was still a virgin girl
That was not for me
I like cock too much
To wait until our marriage
So I fucked around
Hurt was his brave soul
He never saw her hymen
God was not happy.
-White
Facts schewed, principles remain
This tale no different
A man and woman
Filled to the rafters with love
Forced to live apart
One day we shall be
Together forever more
When the time is right
Many moons arose
The deed was not carried through
Suspicion ensued
He confronted her
The lies rolled off her foul tongue
She could not convince
Then the truth was known...
Oh! You don't have your hymen?
Where could it have gone?
I want to explain
I'm afraid to hurt you dear
But I shall be brave
Many men ago
I was still a virgin girl
That was not for me
I like cock too much
To wait until our marriage
So I fucked around
Hurt was his brave soul
He never saw her hymen
God was not happy.
-White
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