The Brute

Ms. A. Morissette
Wanted to take it herself...
Brute of a woman
-White

Dumpster Hump

Artemis still has
Hers; Frank is too small
To reach it.  Dumpster hump: Fail.
-Ford

Memories

Post rupture, she sealed
It in an air-tight jar, to
Later be scrap-booked
-Ford

The Snap

Like a rubber glove

He felt the snap on his tip

He did not finish.

-Ford

The Miner's Dilemma

Mining has its risks
A dark, damp cave is tempting
Enter if you dare

Hers especially
Has the power to swallow
Curious men whole
-Ford

Douchebags

In a college town
A douchebag is dangerous
To every hymen
-Muni

Vincent Price Approves

Micahel Jackson knew
What he was talking about
When he wrote "Thriller"
-Muni

With A Blank Stare

If you were to ask
A gay man his thoughts about
Hymen, he'd have none
-Muni

The only treat

On all hallow's eve
Hymen is the only treat
That I'm looking for
-Muni

Help Yourself

There's no helping it
Tonight bad girls will be bad
So just help yourself
-White

Halloween's Mistake

Halloween parties...
Drunk men's beer goggles may glimpse
Virgin girls in dress
-White

Be Careful Tonight

World of Warcraft

Compulsion driven

Quickly removes desires

To snatch up her snatch

-White

Tearjerker

Wish I could feel it
Just abduct it, corrupt it
But I never can
-White

Urkle

There's only one case
When a man shall make this face;
The first time it's seen.

There's only one time
When men shall grin so sublime;
After he breaks it.
-White

Teenagers

Although she's 18

She makes the teen scene obscene

But she's got the goods 

-White

Kinda Makes You Think

Why call it hymen?
Since more than likely it will
Be broken "bymen"
-Muni

Sluttius Majora

Some may call them sluts
But most college girls prefer
The term "sans hymen"
-Muni

Time At Last

Tonight is the night
You will no longer be tight
Just turn off the light
-Muni

Through the Window

It's like a window,
The true porthole of her soul.
Break glass to get in.
-White

"Well It's Got To Be"

Tasty Mess

Vampires tend to
Use their whole fist to break it.
What a tasty mess
-White

Pokemon

I guess Pikachu
Is required to whore out
To stay televised
-White

Harry Potter

Hermione's hymen
Is fit to burst on Harry
But Harry likes boys
-White

Willow Smith

Pedophile's dream
She likely broke it Whipping...
What was Will thinking?
-White

Whip My Hair

Chinese Finger Trap

Would you please unwrap
Your pink Chinese finger trap
So we can play games
-White

Pumpkin Spice

It would be dessert
If only it tasted like
Pumpkin spice latte
-White

Honor Killing

In her home country
This dress is cause for a rape
Or "honor killing"
-White

Learn More About Honor Killing

Earthquakes

An earthquake's danger
Has presence on her structures
She cannot endure
-White

Lesbians

It is common for
Lesbos to lose their hymen
Without using dick
-White

Let's Get This Done

As the virgin says

You will enter me tonight

Time to get this done

-Ford

Vitaminwater®

Vitaminwater®
Has a product able to
Make a good girl bad
-White

People of Walmart

People of Walmart
The store sells everything, but
This excludes hymen
-White

People of Walmart

Anorgasmia

Because she can't cum
Doesn't mean her hymen's safe
Her clit is just numb
-White

LOL Dr. Phil

Thing

I gotta say that

I don't think that this... fetid thing

Ever had hymen

-White

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200th

200 haikus
We hope these poems brighten
Insight on hymen

Lifestyles

"Her Pleasure's" a joke.
LifeStyles makes life styles
Opposed to hymen
-White

Changing Seasons

Beach season's over
The slut-suits are put away
Hymen fate secure

But as flowers bud
Clothes create a skin soirée
Hymen fate unsure
-White

A Different Reason for Tightness

Lost it long ago

Still can't get my dick in though

It's vaginismus
-White

LOL

Halloween

Halloween abound
Careful with a stranger's treat
May cause broken meat
-White

Tums

She will get heartburn
Thinking of the pain involved.
Anyone have Tums?
-White

Ice Cubes

Ya know how metals
Shrink when ice cubes are applied?
So does the Hymen
-White

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Tyler Perry

One thing not to do
Give it to Tyler Perry
He just doesn't care
-White

...For the full story

Breaking and Entering

Property value:
The breaking and entering
Diversely applies

Referring to land,
Homes, or even a business.
But how 'bout hymen?
-White

...For the full story

One and Done

She should be happy
Popping only happens once.
Stop crying so much
-White

Email Submission of the Day: A Man Who Would Be King

Ponder this quickly
If the red sea was hymen
Moses would be king
-G. Clinton

Rhythm Method

The rhythm method:
Not a valid birth control,
Valid "quim" misuse
-White

Grand Opening

I think your store needs
A grand opening event.
How about tonight?
-White

T-1000

Just look at those hands
They're incredible tools for
De-Hymenizing
-White

...With Age

The hymen is like
A discontinued product
Vanishing from shelves
-White

Tanks

His tank's large cannon
Spurted a quick missile that
Slaughters the target
-White