Hamsters

Critter of intrigue
I wonder what it can do
With just a cherry
-White

Twilight

Vampires... Warewolves...
It doesn't really matter
Hymen is hymen

-White

Working Overtime

I met a waitress
Who gave service with a smile
She got a big tip
-Muni

Champagne Room VIP

I knew a girl named
Chastity, but believe me,
She was no virgin
-Muni

Undisclosed Truths

They don't teach you this
In VBS, but Jesus
Made up the Shocker

The Romans killed him
For popping Roman cherry
With his brand new move

Learn from his mistake
The shocker can be deadly
With improper use

But there is the chance
That they will talk about you
For two thousand years

You may even be
Taken in as the prophet
The Jews still wait for
-White

Five-Star

The meaty middle
Can only compare to the
Finest five-star meals
-White

Horsey

After riding hard
She thought she lost it so she
Sent the horse to look
-White

Click on the Pic to see what happens

Hide and Seek

She bought a mirror
With hopes of catching a glimpse...
"Hymens hibernate?"
-Ford

Cartoons

Although fictitious
A cartoon cunt can still be
Seen as delicious
-White

Georgie Might Want To Lay Low

Georgie Porgie with
Pudding and pie, deflowered
The girls, made them cry
-Muni

They Weren't Playing Clue

Jack was nimble and
Jack was quick, then Jack took it
With his candlestick
-Muni

Giving Thanks

When it's Thanksgiving
You can say funny stuff like,
"Time to 'stuff' your bird"
-Muni

Thank The Internet

Social networking
Makes it easy to find out
Who's lost theirs lately
-Muni

Jinkies!

In all fairness though,
We know Shaggy was banging
Velma in the van
-Muni

Zoinks!

If it weren't for all
Of those ghosts, then Fred would have
Taken Daphne's fast
-Muni

Where Could I Have Left It?

After a weekend of
Binge drinking, she thought she had
Misplaced her hymen
-Muni

A Girl Can Dream

She still believes that
If she wishes hard enough
Hymen can grow back
-Muni

The Perks Of Being A Lawyer

Her alimony
Wasn't the only thing she
Lost in the divorce
-Muni

Unprofessional

Gynecologists
Can sometimes get a bit rough
Causing broken seams
-Muni

Awkward First Date

She was so happy
When she found out he was rich
Her hymen fell off
-Muni

Booooring

Entertaining her
Appeared to be hard for him
Her hymen got bored
-Muni

"High"men

What if one's hymen
Could only be taken by
A man who was high?
-Muni

An interesting query

What if fat women
Had hymen in between each
One of their creases?
-Muni

Honor Roll

Too bad you don't get
Extra credit for popping
Some co-ed cherries
-Muni

The American Dream

The founding fathers
Made a mistake when they wrote
The declaration

What they meant to write
Was, life, liberty and the
Pursuit of hymen
-Muni

Proceed With Caution

In it's natural
Environment, hymen has
Been known to attack
-Muni

Moody Master

Hymen can sometimes
Make its owner moody or
Unreasonable
-Ford

Sick

When it comes into
Contact with a dirty dong,
The hymen gets sick
-Ford

The Stork

Curious young minds
Cannot fathom the power
Of hymen schism
-Ford

Nip Slip

Unlike the nipple,
Hymen can't participate
In surprise attacks
-Ford

Fap

She's ashamed to say...
During recent fap attacks
It just broke right off
-White

What's Underneath

I'm never certain
Circumstantial meat curtain
Most unbecoming
-White

Tainted Well

Deep as a well
Don't think I'll drink from it though
The water's salty
-White

Midterm Elections

Election day treat
Putting a hole in her meat
When voting day ends
-White

9/11

She took quite a whack

But kept intact through attack

Too soon to make jokes?

-White

Broke Crack Mountain

Horses can be a
Huge threat against innocence
They don't buck for fun...
-Muni

Scrubbing Bubbles

She told me that she
Had lost it in the shower
Clean up was easy
-Muni

It Was Worth A Shot

After a few drinks

She loosened up a little
But it didn't help
-Muni

Money Can't Buy It

She was so upset
After losing it, that she
Tried to buy it back
-Muni

The Hidden Treasure

She was so hairy
That even with a compass
He couldn't find it
-Muni

The Revelation

When Joe looked at his
Mattress, all covered in blood
He simply said "ew"
-Muni

Follower Submission Of The Day

A broken hymen,
Bloody mess on the mattress,
Arrest R. Kelly
-kevdawg